Friday, September 19, 2008

A Quick Status Report To Assure My Reader I'm Still Posting, Just Not Often Right Now Owing To Work

Sorry, but there's just so much time in a day.

In the interests of keeping the avid informed:

  • Pool: Green
  • Telephone Poles: Two, One Cracked Through
  • Upstairs Bathroom Window Sill: No Longer Rotten, In Need Of Paint (window sill fiasco story to follow)
  • Lower Abdominal Pain: Still There
  • Grass: Overgrown (new weedwacker - story to follow)
  • Crappy Computer Job: Still Crappy (computer mutiny story to follow)
  • Beloved Blue Handspring Visor Deluxe: Case Broken
  • Replacement Handspring Visor Platinum: Broke Down After 24 Hours Of Use

List Of Priorities:

  1. Get Someone Else To Take Over Management Of Mutinous Computer Of Breaking-Down Every Five Minutes
  2. Pick Up Shirts From Dry Cleaner's
  3. Sand, Seal And Paint Windowsill
  4. Cut Grass
  5. Mothball Giant Tank O' Pea Soup
  6. Dismantle Gazebo Before Wind Takes It
  7. Cut Grass
  8. Put Visor Delux Innards Into Visor Platinum Case In Last-Ditch Effort To Revive Portable Computing Milieu Chez Stevie
  9. Drool Into The Occasional Stevie About Canada, Windowsills and The New Weedwhacker

Life goes on. And on. And on.

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