Oooooooh
De skimmer gate's connected to the - leaky hose
De leaky hose's connected to the - debris exclusion colander thingy
De debris exclusion colander thingy's connected to the - pump rotor
De pump rotor's connected to the - short hose
De short hose's connected to the - base of the cylindrical tower of fossilized diatoms
Or is it the top?
No, it is the bottom
De top connector of the cyl - or is it the top?
De instructions were around here - somewhere
Where de hell did I put those damned - instructions?
I'll figure it out from - first principles
Gah!
Oh wait, De instructions are written on a sticker on the - cylinder of fossilized diatoms
De top of the cylinder of fossilized diatoms's connected to the - long hose
Ha I knew I had it right - all along
De long hose's connected to the - pool water return gate
De power cord's connected to the - timer
De timer's connected to the - pump motor
Argh! De top of the debris exclusion colander thingy chamber has - blown off!
Bugerbuggerbuggersod - bleepingsonuvvableep!
De valves! Close them before the pool floods the - neighborhood!
Bugerbuggerbuggersod - bleepingsonuvvableep!
De liquor is kept in the - left kitchen cabinet.
Another day in paradise
I will freely admit I laughed out loud.
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