Convoys of ships, sailing bravely toward New York heedless of the danger posed by U-Boats, each laden with gallons of wonderful, refreshing, thirst-quenching gasoline!
I just saw this on the morning news. It was just like those old WWII newsreels they used to fill Sunday afternoons with when I was a kid so we'd remember why it was great to be British, except the boats were going the wrong way.
Soon the lines of idiots sleeping in their cars for days on end so they'll be first at the pumps will be gone.
And I'll have gas for my car again in time for Christmas!
Cue: "When They Sound The Last All Clear"
Cut to sunset over the ocean
Fade to Black
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