Status Report

Pool water: Opaque1. Foot: Infected2. Ear: Blocked, Whistling3. Stevieling: Full of the Joys of Spring4. Mrs Stevie: Militant5.

So that's all right then

1. New filter ($54.38) obviously isn't working properly at all ↑
2. Prescription anti-Alberta Trench-Foot medicine supplies running low ↑
3. Again ↑
4. The attentive reader will note that it is actually late summer. I can't wait for the start of the school year to catch her by surprise (again) ↑
5. Mrs Stevie recently hit a milestone, age-wise. The Stevieling was, for once, paying attention and reminded her mother of the exact count involved as part of the appeasement gift-giving ceremonies. All gifts subsequently judged unsuitable for assuaging the wrath of the goddess. Well done that child ↑