People of unspecified gender who seek to do laundry1!
Do you find yourselves trying, but failing, to achieve that blue-whiteness so prized by "Tide" spokespersons? Perhaps you yearn to sport a delightful 60s-era tie-dye wardrobe, yet own ordinary boring clothes?
Simply add one (1) disposable fountain pen (blue) to the wash and Hey Presto! Instant new wardrobe!
I was wondering where it had got to.
- Histrionic slogan writing was so much easier in the days when you could still say "Housewives!"↑