Wednesday, July 03, 2013

'Tis The Season

Just mailed the following to all colleagues:

May your celebration of the Treacherous and Childish Ingrate Colonial Mutiny be safe and enjoyable, and may a skyrocket with a battlefield grade warhead of the type so beloved of the celebrating New Yorker not crash into your roof and burn down your house.

I mail something along these lines each year, and yet for reasons I cannot comprehend I still get cited for "bad attitude" and "lack of teamwork ethic" at annual reviews.

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