SPEAK UP!

Tinnitus in my left ear.

Sounds like a wonky timebase in a 60s-era TV set running 24/7.

Thanks to lawyer uncertainty over the exact day that the swearing at in takes place for the great Stevie Witnessing Fiasco¹ (ibid) I can't get to a quack before Tuesday at noon.

Magic.

1: Should be Thursday, might be Friday. Saturday? Don't make me laugh. These buggers don't work weekends, but my doctor isn't in this weekend either so heydeho.