Even though it is cold enough to freeze the <insert unlikely anatomical reference> off a <insert humerous anthropological reference>, with temperatures hovering at around 5-8 degrees Fahrenheit, there is still no snow to speak of.
Bloody typical! I spend hours fitting a cab to Troll, The Snowblower Of Supreme Spiffiness, for no tangible benefit!
Scientists should fix the weather too. I'll add that to the list of stuff they should be doing instead of de-planteizing Pluto and removing Lake Huron from the atlases of the world.